We Taking Application
Impossible is not a word, its a reason for someone not to try. -Kutless
Now Hiring Truck Drivers, Obviously
Everyone deserves to be called beautiful, even if they are not. -Marilyn Monroe
When Are They Going To Learn?
H. L. Mencken - "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."
Wendy's Mourning Period Is Over
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. -Pearl Bailey
Now Hiring... Like, RIGHT Now
My plan is to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being so stupid, and forget you ever existed. -Unknown
BlockBuster Will Not Be Fooled Again
The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up. -Paul Silverio-Benet
Piano-Playing Clam Shucker Wanted
Time does heal all wounds. But even time will leave scars. -Chae Richardson
Pizza Man Needed With MA In S.Y.M.
"The boss inspires fear; the leader inspires enthusiasm. The boss says 'I'; The leader says 'We'." -H. Gordon Selfridge
Financial "Help" Wanted
Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - TS Eliot
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Hiring
"People with goals succeed because they know where they're going." -Earl Nightingale
English As A Dominant Language
The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read." Abraham Lincoln
Non-Skeletor-Looking Cashier Wanted
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning. - Bill Gates
Now Hiring Fried Turkeys!
Money is the root of all good. - Mark T. Shirey